10 Thoughts: Beauty Travel Edition

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Cindy-Lou will DEFINITELY arrive in one piece.

1. “This finely milled, soft as butter highlighter will definitely survive the short plane ride to my destination. Baggage handlers are TOTALLY known for their gentle and considerate handling skills, amiright?”

2. “I absolutely need to take on my trip this obscure eyeshadow brush I didn’t even realise I owned and never use at home.”

3. “The 10,000 bobby pins and hairbands I own have now all retreated to their hiding places just as I want to pack them, how completely excellent.”

4. “I won’t bother taking shampoo and conditioner, because I’ll use the ones in the hotel bathroom.” *Forgets that 5 day old greasy hair is still preferable to using a hotel shampoo and conditioner*

5. “I won’t bother taking a body moisturiser, because I’ll use the one in the hotel bathroom.” *Forgets limbs actually feel dryer after using hotel moisturiser*

6. “I won’t take up extra space in my suitcase with my hair straightener, I’ll just rock the au natural waves.” *Forgets ‘natural waves’ actually consist of birds-nest, ratchet bedhead*

7. “Wow, this exceptionally well-lit hotel bathroom tells me I should be going around with a bag on my head, because I swear those brow hairs/that spot/those dark circles weren’t there when I left home this morning.”

8. “I swear I brought a concealer, I definitely packed a concealer, TELL ME I BROUGHT A CONCEALER.”

9. I’m in a Mecca/Priceline/Myer a long way from home and I can’t check if I already have something similar to this shade of eyeshadow… Common sense would say I do, but it also says ‘another back-up wouldn’t hurt’. *Common sense needs hard slap in face*

10. “Ahh home sweet home… Wait, where’s… Don’t tell me… I LEFT MY [insert hideously expensive beauty product] IN THE HOTEL BATHROOM. *Kim K cry-face*

  • http://www.shiwashiful.blogspot.com/ Tasha

    Ahaha, I loved this post! I’m sooo paranoid about things smashing, or baggage being lost when I fly. Lucky it hasn’t happened yet – but I always tend to pack things I love but can easily (and cheaply) replace.

    Tasha // shiwashiful.

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Good idea, I need to do the same, it’s not worth the heartbreak when I lose or break the top shelf stuff! :/

  • Janneke

    That photo is painful to look at! Loved the funny post though xx
    http://www.daisyperson.blogspot.com

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Hehe it is isn’t it, even more so every time I open the compact now and more product crumbles and falls out! :) xx

  • beautyholicsanonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA good one Angie! Poor #1!

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Hehe, poor old Cindy Lou! Everytime I open the compact now, it’s rose gold powder in all of the places :)

  • http://bowsandpleats.blogspot.com.au Sarah Foote

    OMG this post actually made me laugh out loud the entire time!!! My boyfriend thinks I’m crazy. This is me on every trip I’ve ever gone on, especially shorter ones where you think “it’s a good idea to only take a carry on bag” and don’t get me started on using hotel supplies!!! The amount of times I’ve forgotten a razor!!! Oh my god, toooo funny. You’re the best! Made my night! x

    Sarah | Bows & Pleats

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Hehe aw thanks, who would have thought travelling with beauty stuff would be fraught with so many dangers! xx

      • http://bowsandpleats.blogspot.com.au Sarah Foote

        I know, right? Every time I have travelled, I have honestly gone through the same thoughts in my head!! Too funny!

  • http://notjessfashion.com Jessica

    Hahahaha. Hilarious! I love #10 – poor thing!

    Jessica
    notjessfashion.com

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Yup it’s a problem hehe… Note to self, stop taking expensive stuff on trips! xx

  • http://www.lauraslittleloves.com/ Laura Kelly

    LOVE this! Beautiful blog! x

    http://www.lauraslittleloves.com

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Aw thanks lovely! xx

  • Andrea jueong

    Sooo funny.Very nice blog! I’m following you on Instagram and Bloglovin.Would love if you could follow me back and stay in touch.
    http://www.fabuloustorture.blogspot.com

  • http://www.georgiajade.com/ Georgia Jade

    haha loved this!

    http://www.georgiajade.com

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Thanks lovely! xx

  • Mademoiselle Lala

    OMG the last one happened to me, I seriously wanted to cry!!! So funny and true!

    Mademoiselle-Lala.com

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Yep, not a good feeling is it!! xx

  • http://berrixbeauty.blogspot.com/ Sheri

    HAHA OMG leaving things in the hotel is my biggest fear. (Psh what hotel, I’m cheap and stay in motels). I’m terrified of eyeshadow smashing so I never bring my beloved Urban Decay palettes haha. Ugh I hate the lighting of hotel bathrooms. It makes me think my foundation is well blended when it is very well NOT.

    Sheri | Behind The Frames

    • http://www.themaquillage.com.au/ Angie

      Lighting in hotel bathrooms is the worst isn’t it! I actually look like a corpse under those lights. All dark circles and pale skin. Ugh. :)